"Then What?"
"Huh, what was I talking about"
"You went to Target"
"Oh, really hmm I have no idea what I was going to say, I bought wipes there though. How about that raise at work eh"
That is me having a brain fart during a conversation. I do it all the time, it is so embarrassing. I always blame it on my pain pills and muscle relaxers but I honestly wonder if that is the real cause. Today is a random post day!
Sunday Monkey girl stacked blocks like she has been doing it since birth. I was just taking them out of the train and putting them up on the toddler table. I looked up and she was stacking them in towers of two. Then she stacked a tower of three. Then she knocked them all down.
Oscar Meyer died yesterday at 95 and I never heard it on the news. So I tweeted to them something like Oscar Meyer died and I am pretty sure he touched more lives then MJ and you didn't even report it. They replied, "and he asked that the Wiener Mobile not be at his funeral. No joke. "
Yesterday Monkey said "more juice" and she brought me her sippy cup and signed "more" properly. She also put her own dirty clothes in the washing machine. She also helped put up her blocks.
I haven't taken her to the library in over six months. The library soil near my house tested positive for something scary, I can't remember and she still likes to taste dirt. The library on the other side of town has a really creepy lady doing the toddler library time and stairs that she likes to try to climb. Basically, I feel like I am walking my bull in a china shop and it is exhausting. We have books at home. Somebody build a toddler friendly/mommy relaxing library type place I'll pay to enter.
Instead of giving you club cards the grocery stores should give you reusable bags with bar codes printed on the bottom. If you use it so many times they'll send you an extra one each year (as long as you keep your personal information updated). Then I won't have to remember my old phone numbers because I don't update my information.
Lately, I think that I know where I am going. So I just go without directions. When I get there and don't find it, I don't have an address written down or anything. I missed two park play dates.. that I went to.. if that makes any sense.
I joined Kashi, you can like sign up for Kashi newsletters and insider stuff. I took a survey and they sent me a coupon for a free box of any Kashi product limit of $5.00. They messed up though and sent me 2 WOOT! Now I don't have to decide between crackers or cookies.
Katydid and Kid has a great Tuesday post. She calls it Tech Tuesday and she writes about all the neat things you can do with blogspot and HOW to do them. So I stop by and read up to find out what I may or may not want to change.
I went to the outlet malls this Tuesday. I did pretty good getting needs except when I took
Monkey into the shoe store. First she said "shoe", then she said "dog" and then she waved and said "hi" to some dog house slippers. So I had to buy them for her. When I buy her shoes I try them on her. She stands up and acts like she is in a bounce house. She keeps her knee's bent and stays low to the the ground. She has her arms out and her elbows bent. Then every so slowly she takes a step. This happens with the first 4 steps of every pair of shoes I buy her. Then she runs and the faster she disappears, I assume, the better they fit.
I kinda feel like a bad mom when I have to say "spit out the dog food", "don't chew on the dog bone", and "stop taking the dog's cookie and eat your own".
"Huh, what was I talking about"
"You went to Target"
"Oh, really hmm I have no idea what I was going to say, I bought wipes there though. How about that raise at work eh"
That is me having a brain fart during a conversation. I do it all the time, it is so embarrassing. I always blame it on my pain pills and muscle relaxers but I honestly wonder if that is the real cause. Today is a random post day!
Sunday Monkey girl stacked blocks like she has been doing it since birth. I was just taking them out of the train and putting them up on the toddler table. I looked up and she was stacking them in towers of two. Then she stacked a tower of three. Then she knocked them all down.
Oscar Meyer died yesterday at 95 and I never heard it on the news. So I tweeted to them something like Oscar Meyer died and I am pretty sure he touched more lives then MJ and you didn't even report it. They replied, "and he asked that the Wiener Mobile not be at his funeral. No joke. "
Yesterday Monkey said "more juice" and she brought me her sippy cup and signed "more" properly. She also put her own dirty clothes in the washing machine. She also helped put up her blocks.
I haven't taken her to the library in over six months. The library soil near my house tested positive for something scary, I can't remember and she still likes to taste dirt. The library on the other side of town has a really creepy lady doing the toddler library time and stairs that she likes to try to climb. Basically, I feel like I am walking my bull in a china shop and it is exhausting. We have books at home. Somebody build a toddler friendly/mommy relaxing library type place I'll pay to enter.
Instead of giving you club cards the grocery stores should give you reusable bags with bar codes printed on the bottom. If you use it so many times they'll send you an extra one each year (as long as you keep your personal information updated). Then I won't have to remember my old phone numbers because I don't update my information.
Lately, I think that I know where I am going. So I just go without directions. When I get there and don't find it, I don't have an address written down or anything. I missed two park play dates.. that I went to.. if that makes any sense.
I joined Kashi, you can like sign up for Kashi newsletters and insider stuff. I took a survey and they sent me a coupon for a free box of any Kashi product limit of $5.00. They messed up though and sent me 2 WOOT! Now I don't have to decide between crackers or cookies.
Katydid and Kid has a great Tuesday post. She calls it Tech Tuesday and she writes about all the neat things you can do with blogspot and HOW to do them. So I stop by and read up to find out what I may or may not want to change.
I went to the outlet malls this Tuesday. I did pretty good getting needs except when I took
Monkey into the shoe store. First she said "shoe", then she said "dog" and then she waved and said "hi" to some dog house slippers. So I had to buy them for her. When I buy her shoes I try them on her. She stands up and acts like she is in a bounce house. She keeps her knee's bent and stays low to the the ground. She has her arms out and her elbows bent. Then every so slowly she takes a step. This happens with the first 4 steps of every pair of shoes I buy her. Then she runs and the faster she disappears, I assume, the better they fit.I kinda feel like a bad mom when I have to say "spit out the dog food", "don't chew on the dog bone", and "stop taking the dog's cookie and eat your own".





